i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
Look at this purebread puppy
"Everybody wants blockbusters. I like to see a few pictures now and then that have to do with people and have relationships, and that’s what I want to do films about. I don’t want to see these sci-fi movies, and I don’t want to do one of those. I don’t understand it." ~ James Garner
To me James Garner has always been one of those few celebrities you could tell was just a genuine man. There aren’t many people like that in the world anymore. While I can’t believe he’s no longer with us, he will remain with us for generations to come and will sorely be missed by all his fans. Rest well Maverick, for as your pappy always said, “A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one.” A thousand to one is pretty good odds. And I think it’s safe to say a thousand deaths was never in your cards.
RIP James Garner. April 7, 1928 - July 19, 2014
:( I didn’t know he died.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
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